Worst Lyrics Ever

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"
Elton John - 'Your Song'

"Leaving was never my proud"
R.E.M. - 'Leaving New York'

"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"
America - 'Horse With No Name'

"Time is like a clock in my heart"
Culture Club - 'Time (Clock of the Heart)'

"My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that"
Shania Twain - 'Honey, I'm Home'

"I don't think that I've
got the stomach
To stomach calling
you today"
Saves the Day - 'See You'

"But if this ever-changing
world in which we live in..."
Paul McCartney and Wings - 'Live and Let Die'

"Young, black and famous
With money hangin'
Out the anus"
Puff Daddy and Mase - 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'

"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
Sade - 'Smooth Operator'

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