BBC prelungeste serialul "Not Going Out" cu inca 3 sezoane

Dupa ce, acum multi ani, cei de la BBC au vrut sa intrerupa colaborarea cu Lee Mack pentru "Not Going Out" dupa sezonul 3, iata ca acum au semnat prelungirea serialului pana la sezonul 13. In contextul serialelor britanice, aceasta longevitate constituie o mare surpriza, mai ales ca vorbim despre un sitcom.

Pana la noile serii, astept cu interes episodul special de Craciun!

Andone, sinonim pentru stoichita

Scriam acum vreo 7 ani despre substantivul comun "stoichita". S-au intamplat multe in tot acest timp si in jurul lui Becali s-au mai rarit antrenorii, dupa cat i-a calcat in picioare marele conducator. Imaginea de mai jos ar putea ilustra perfect, in dictionar, un "andone":

In timp ce cavalerul luminii sta drept si ii intinde mana, umilul andone accepta, deja cocosat, sa primeasca 'galbenii' si sa urmeze poruncile primite de pe tron.

Sa mai si radem

The wife just asked me whether I love her or football the most.
I said, "Open your legs and I will show you".
So I nutmegged her.

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The last 3 times a Premier League team has been on top on Christmas Day and not won the league:
Liverpool 08-09
Liverpool 13-14
Liverpool 18-19

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My wife asked me earlier before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"
"A fucking power cut" was apparently was the wrong answer.

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Apparently, up until the age of ten, Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty shat on a wall.

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My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out.

I can't read a fucking word now.

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"Son, I found a pack of condoms in your room."
"Thanks, Grandad!"
"Why did you call me Grandad?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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It's a little known fact, that in the 1980s statistically girls called Eileen spent more on dry cleaning than girls with any other name.

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Employee: "Boss, we need to stop testing our products on animals."
Boss: "Why? Hand lotion manufacturers do it all the time!"
Employee: "Yes, they do, boss, but we make dildos."

De Ziua Copilului, B.U.G. Mafia relanseaza toate albumele vechi, remasterizate

Anuntate in august 2018 si amintite din cand in cand, toate albumele B.U.G. Mafia sunt acum disponibile online, pe toate platformele de streaming posibile. Asa cum am mai spus, noutatea o reprezinta primele albume, care au fost lansate numai pe caseta si la a caror remasterizare Tataee a lucrat ceva. Un cadou pentru copilul din noi, cel care la 14-15 ani teroriza audio vecinii cu piese precum "Raid mafiot", "Ucigasi", "Inc-o zi, inc-o poveste", "Pantelimonu' petrece", "Pana cand moartea ne va desparti" sau "Nascut si crescut In Pantelimon".

Eu sunt old school, asa ca am descarcat discografia completa in format FLAC de pe Deezer (~6GB). E o ocazie sa-mi printez tricoul asta :)

Auditie placuta!