10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
3 – A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun 