Time2laugh

I got a part time job making plastic Draculas.

It's great, but there are only two of us, so I have to make every second count.

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There is no climate change or global warming.

It's just Autumn identifying as Summer.

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I was in a fancy lingerie shop.

I said, "Are these knickers satin?"

He said, "No, they're new".

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I hired a landscape gardener, but he said he couldn't help, as my garden was portrait.

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I think it's sad the word "legend" has been devalued from pulling a sword from a stone to unexpectedly returning with crisps.

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I wonder if the guy who coined the phrase 'one hit wonder' ever came up with any other phrases.

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