Apparently, I can't say "Black paint!" anymore.
I have to be PC and say "Please paint that wall, Leroy."
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dave."
"Dave who?"
Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
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I've just renamed my WiFi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02".
That should keep my pikey neighbours on their toes for a while.
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I met this girl in a night club last night and, as she was leading me away, she said, "I have something to show you, my knickers match my socks."
She wasn't wearing any socks. Stupid bitch.
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Fool people into thinking you've been to Madame Tussauds by having your photo taken with various celebrities.
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I'm putting out vodka and potatoes for Santa this year.
Some Polish cunt has probably taken his job.
N-am înţeles care-i faza cu Gura Humorului..
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M-am jucat, am adaugat "Humorului" in expresia "sa radem cu gura pana la urechi", mai ales ca "humor" inseamna umor in engleza 