Pioneer BDR-206MBK - You want one?

We searched for this product high and low,

from House of Fraser to Tesco,

no one is selling it, we're sorry to say,

not 389 retailers nor anyone on eBay,

but please don't worry even if it hurts,

you can look for alternatives or get stock alerts.

Let's hope it arrives in stock in less than 4 weeks!

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