Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
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What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Freeze, you're under a vest!
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Doctor, doctor! Help, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together then!
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What's the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
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What do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer.
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Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
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Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.