I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.
I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
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My mate quit his job at BMW.
He of course gave no indication he was leaving.
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To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday, can you please stop calling my new phone?
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The shop near me is selling a plant based alternative to vapes...
Cigarettes.
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That poor kid who got shot just seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time:
Liverpool.
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Just beaten my London marathon personal best.
I managed to watch 7 minutes before switching the shit off.