Humor me

I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.

That shows a lack of ambition to me.

Which is why men are better.

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A girl asks her doctor, "How many calories in cum?"

He replies, "Listen, love, if you swallow, nobody cares how fat you are".

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Losing your hair?

Small cock?

You need a Porsche.

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What do you say to a girl who gives deep throat and laps it all up?

I do.

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My girlfriend always demands that she wants it more rough during sex.

To be fair, it's the only word she can bark anyway.

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What is black and begins with 'nig'?

Night.

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