Women are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.
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skydiving instructor is answering questions from a group of first-time jumpers.
A nervous beginner asks, "so, if my my chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open either, how long do I have until I hit the ground?"
The instructor replies, "you have the rest of your life."
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A wife walks in and says to her husband; "I've some good news and some bad news!"
"What's the good news?" asks hubby.
"The air bag on your brand new Audi works fine!"
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After five years of marriage, a woman was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"Just tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby, if I told you, you'd go off your head".
She promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her husband to tell her.
"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen..."
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Homeless people.
Do they get "knock knock" jokes?
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