English Translation of Romanian Town Names

Adunatii Copaceni - Gathered Tree People
Afumati - Neversober
Baicoi - Youball
Buhusi - Boo
Buzau - Really Fat Lip
Calarasi - Silly-dressed Folks on Horses
Ciorogarla - Nigger-River
Constanta - The Steadiness
Dor Marunt - Miniature Melancholy
Husi - Shoo
Navodari - Networkers
Onesti - The Sincere
Pitesti - You Hide
Satu-Mare - The Rather Roomy Rural Community
Slatina - Slut Tina
Slobozia - A Very Wrong Local Tradition
Targu-Frumos - The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar
Urlati - Scream Now
Voluntari - Town of Unpaid Assistants
Pielesti - Skin You Are

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