Cine rade, ala e

A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex.

Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.

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Words I want to hear after sex:

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I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product.

I won't be able to afford it.

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I can't believe that Pornhub and Youporn actually have a little button that lets you +1 their videos.

I don't want all my friends and family knowing that I actually use Google Plus!

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I found thousands of letters in my postbox today.

That's the last time I order a dictionary from IKEA.

Blah, blah, blah