A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex.
Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.
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Words I want to hear after sex:
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I've got some reliable inside information about Apple's next product.
I won't be able to afford it.
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I can't believe that Pornhub and Youporn actually have a little button that lets you +1 their videos.
I don't want all my friends and family knowing that I actually use Google Plus!
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I found thousands of letters in my postbox today.
That's the last time I order a dictionary from IKEA.