I started writing poetry the other day:
P O E T R
That's coming along nicely.
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A pig flu?
I thought that was impossible.
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Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?
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82% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
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According to a new study, 99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather trousers.
That actually works out rather well, since 100% of men who wear leather trousers don't like women.