KterinK

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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I asked a fitness instructor if they could teach me how to do the splits.

They asked: "How fleible are you?".

I said: "I can't make Thursdays".

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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer.

Me: "Okay, this isn't working out".

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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.

She still isn’t talking to me.

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Remember when air for your tyres was free? Now it's 50p.

That's inflation for you.

Vio, Frincu, Maria si Ioana Luiza prezinta:

Reclama radio pentru SC APPLE ROYAL 2000 SA

Reclama radio pentru SC BENTLEY AUTOTURISME SRL

Reclama radio pentru SC GUCCI PRODIMPEX SRL

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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If you blow for lust, spit.

If you blow for love, swallow.

If you blow to impress... gargle!