Are you kidding me?

The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence."
Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes."


A man and his wife are fucking. 15 minutes has passed, 30 minutes, then 45 minutes. Sweat is pouring off both of them.
The wife finally looks up and says, "What's the matter, darling, can't you think of anyone else, either?"


I don't see the point in bus lanes.
Why should poor people get to places quicker than I can!

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