A politically correct world

An atheist, a Jew and a Christian walk into a bar.

And have a good time because they're not jerks.

Of course none of them invited their Muslim coworker...

Because they know that Muslims aren't supposed to drink and they are respectful of other people's lifestyles decisions.


My politically correct friend caught me watching porn the other day. "You know many of these girls are coerced into this" she said, "often drugged, vulnerable and barely legal?"

"Of course I fucking do", I replied. "That's the name of the website".


Apparently, it is no longer politically correct to use the term 'Full English Breakfast' as it offends the natives.


On the first day of the Olympic Games the Romanians get a golden medal.
On the second one they get two more.
On the third one they're caught.

Blah, blah, blah