11 Nov 2010 | KterinK

Sa ne mai dezmortim…

The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.

I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook."

She said, "You watch porn."

Bitch.

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You look like I need another drink...

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Girls are like universities. I spend hours looking at them to realise I can't get into any of them.

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As a child I learnt a lot of things from Disney films.

For instance, going around kissing women in a coma is acceptable.

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Do you reckon they called the 'Saw' films saw so that people would say:

"Did you see Saw?"
"Yeah, I saw Saw."
"Did you see Saw 2?"
"I saw Saw 2, too."
"Did you see Saw 3?"
"No, but I saw Saw 4."
"What did you see Saw 4 before you saw Saw 3 for?"