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Another moon

Steve Coogan si Rob Brydon pregatesc un nou sezon din “The Trip”

Dupa al treilea vine al patrulea. Invitat intr-un podcast la sfarsitul anului trecut, Steve Coogan a confirmat ca pregateste o noua excursie in 2019 pentru sezonul 4: "The Trip to Greece".

Daca aveti ocazia, va recomand acest serial ca o poveste relaxanta, care imbina experiente culinare diverse cu zone frumoase din diferite tari si, desigur, mult umor.

Sezoanele anterioare au fost filmate in Anglia, Italia si Spania. Fiecare sezon are 6 episoade. Exista si o varianta scurta la fiecare sezon, editata ca un film, dar lipsesc foarte multe scene fata de original.

Celor pasionati de calatorii le urez vizionare placuta!

A funny year

"Son, I found a pack of condoms in your room."

"Thanks, Grandad!"

"Why did you call me Grandad?"

"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, remember, there are adults who still believe in Jose Mourinho...

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If you went to a strip club at lunchtime and it wasn't open, would the sign on the door say... "SORRY, WE'RE CLOTHED"

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Laptop speakers - too quiet for music, too loud for porn!

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I asked my Wife "Am I the only one you’ve been with?"

"Yes... but I've had some sevens and eights", she replied.

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We used to have a girl nicknamed Rudolph at school not because she had a red nose because she used to go down in history.

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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant in town.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a kindhearted fella, he thought "what the hell... I'll treat her". So he walked her past it again!

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Does Santa really live in the north pole? Let's look at the evidence:

1- Wears red and white
2- Good at breaking into houses
3- Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace
4- Drives an unlicensed vehicle
5- Only does one days work a year

Lapland, my arse! He's a fucking scouser!

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Teenagers, why don't you get something your parents would love this Christmas?

A fucking flat.

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"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers" - London's most hated cab driver.

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I don't want to think I'm getting old or anything, but all the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.

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It's a well known fact that women never answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings.

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Sources tell me that Jose Mourinho still hasn't managed to leave the Man Utd training ground due to a bus being parked over the exit...

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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I hate it when they wear condoms in porn.

What's the point? Men can't get each other pregnant.

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If Ryanair retain The Most Unpopular Airline trophy again next year, they will break the record set in 1945 by the Luftwaffe.

Concert Woodstock aniversar 50 de ani in 2019

Prima veste buna a anului :)

LE: Se pare ca evenimentul va avea loc intre 16 si 18 august.

Bucuresti, 1993

Manchester United – Bayern Munchen (Finala UCL 1999)

Finala UCL din ’99 se va rejuca cu toti titularii lui Manchester United si Bayern Munchen

Am citit astazi o stire in The Sun care m-a entuziasmat foarte tare: Manchester United Foundation va organiza un meci aniversar pe 26 mai 2019, la 20 de ani de la marea finala. Faza misto e ca vor participa toti cei 22 de titulari ai ambelor echipe.

Daca meciul din '99 s-a desfasurat pe Camp Nou din Barcelona, se pare ca reunirea va fi pe Old Trafford, in Manchester. Pentru cei care nu mai tin minte titularii acelor echipe:

Manchester United

Titulari si schimbari: Schmeichel (p, c), G. Neville, Johnsen, Stam, Irwin, Beckham, Blomqvist (Sheringham), Butt, Giggs, Yorke, Cole (Solskjaer)

Rezerve: Van der Gouw (p), May, P. Neville, Brown, Greening, Sheringham (67'), Solskjaer (81')

Au lipsit: Keane (accidentat+suspendat), Scholes (suspendat), Berg (accidentat)

Bayern Munchen

Titulari si schimbari: Kahn (p, c), Babbel, Linke, Kuffour, Tarnat, Effenberg, Mattheus (Fink), Jeremies, Basler (Salihamidzic), Jancker, Zickler (Scholl)

Rezerve: Dreher (p), Helmer, Scholl (71'), Strunz, Fink (80'), Salihamidzic (87'), Daei

Au lipsit: Lizarazu (accidentat), Elber (accidentat)

Din cauza suspendarilor, Man United a aratat foarte ciudat in teren:

LE: Am contactat Fundatia Manchester United si mi-au spus ca inca nu s-au stabilit detaliile pentru acest meci, dar au confirmat informatia din The Sun (tot e ceva!). In momentul cand voi avea informatii despre pretul biletelor, revin cu un articol.

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