Shades of humor

"50 Shades of Grey" banned by Indonesia.

"We cannot condone this depravity," said Muhammad Adul, accompanied by his 9-year-old wife.

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So Qatar 2022 is going to be held in November and December.

Or for England, November.

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I flopped my cock out in front of a girl last night and said, "Do you like my new piercing?"

After a few seconds she said, "Where's the piercing then?"

I said, "In my ear."

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If I've learned anything from "50 Shades of Grey", it's that women still haven't figured out you can watch porn at home... for free.

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I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago.

Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.

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Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor.

Nobody shall be able to vote in both.

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"So how long are you in for?" I asked my new cellmate.

"Just a couple of minutes and then I'm usually done," he replied, as he carried on thrusting.