I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.
I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."
He said, "I'm not."
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Show me a man who calls himself a vegan,
and I'll show you a man who's trying to shag a vegan.
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My wife's locked herself in the kitchen in a rage, after a massive argument over how miserable and tight I've become since we've been married.
She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half.
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My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex.
She says it makes her armpits sore for days.
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"How about a blowjob?" I asked my Thai girlfriend.
"No thanks," she replied.
Off: http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/aerosmith-comes-to-istanbul.aspx?pageID=238&nID=59663&NewsCatID=383
Opa, mersi!
Deja am bilete in Bulgaria, sa vedem si aici ce preturi sunt.