Some like it funny

When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date.


What do you get if you inject antifreeze into oranges?

Sacked from Asda.


My Geordie girlfriend found a pair of knickers in the glove box of the car.

"What the fuck are these?" she asked.

"Knickers," I replied.

"Oh. I've heard about them, but I've never seen a pair."


It was the wife's birthday today, but the present I bought her only made her sad.

It was a hula hoop.

And it fits.


My Grandad was a Vietnam vet.

He says it was easy as most of the animals were already dead.

2 comentarii

  1. 10 Jun 2013 la 14:54

    First and especially last are brilliant.

  2. 10 Jun 2013 la 23:04

    Can't take credit, but thank you B-)

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