What's Peter Pan's favourite place to eat out?
Wendy's.
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Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight?
Because they don't really like each other.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed circumciser?
He got the sack.
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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Because Ken came in a different box.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.