Short and funny

My doctor asked me if I drank to excess.

I told him I would drink to anything.

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Let's test the way you think :

thepenisinhermouth.

Did you read 'the pen is in her mouth'?

Nah, me neither.

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If I were to ask you out, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

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