What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.
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Do you have a band aid?
I scraped my knee falling for you.
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I got thrown out of a children's fancy dress party because all I was wearing was a red T-shirt.
Some people have obviously never heard of Winnie the Pooh.
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I always make sure I'm behind a hot girl at airport security.
So when she's putting her shoes and belt on I can imagine I've just shagged her.
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I heard FIFA 13 is so realistic that if you win a trophy with Liverpool, the screen goes black and white.
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I was really embarrassed when I found my mums porn collection.
I was in a sex shop at the time.