Life Before The Computer

Memory was something that you lost with age...

An application was for employment...

A program was a TV show...

A cursor used profanity...

A keyboard was a piano...

A web was a spider's home...

A virus was the flu...

A CD was a bank account...

A hard drive was a long trip on the road...

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived...

And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy... you just hoped nobody found out!

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