Memory was something that you lost with age...
An application was for employment...
A program was a TV show...
A cursor used profanity...
A keyboard was a piano...
A web was a spider's home...
A virus was the flu...
A CD was a bank account...
A hard drive was a long trip on the road...
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived...
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy... you just hoped nobody found out!