Laughing stock

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.


A man never really knows just how much he farts.

Until he spends 24 hours with a girl he likes.


Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.

Oh the irony.


I'm not saying my credit record is bad, but the bank wouldn't even lend me a pen to fill out my loan application.


You know it must be a boring porn video when you start wondering if a woman's long, fake nails hurt her when she's masturbating.


Me and the wife found each other on

3 years after we got married.

Which was awkward.

Un comentariu

  1. 6 Jul 2015 la 22:57

    Well, porn films get boring after you finish masturbating. And, anyway, who the hell watches porn for the action? Everybody wants the ACTION!

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