Maybe now some of the women footballers will have the courage and bravery to come out as straight.
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My girlfriend hates giving me oral sex.
I think that's what she's trying to say, anyway.
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Since becoming transgender I spend a lot of time in women's change rooms.
My vagina often gets quite stiff.
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My wife said, "Would you like to try a bit of role reversal tonight?"
"Fuck off," I replied, "I've got a headache."
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Me: Mum, I'm going to my girlfriend's.
Mum: Use protection.
Me: I'm 15.
Mum: I'm 30.
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Do Amish women know it's a romantic candlelit dinner or figure it's just a regular dinner?
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My boss told me that as a security guard, it's my job to watch the office.
I'm not sure what it's it got to do with security, but I'm on season six.
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Cop pulled me over this morning. "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Is it because you want to see how tall I am?"
"Sir, get out of the car."
"See, I knew it!"