I'm already bored with my time machine, and I've only had it a year.
Probably won't bother getting it.
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What do you call 22 people sitting around a TV watching the World Cup Final?
The England World Cup Squad.
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My wife sent me a text last week:
'When you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you'
So far I have accumulated 94 hours overtime.
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Feeling down? Depressed? Suicidal? Need a shoulder to cry on, or someone to talk to?
Well fuck off then, no one forced you to support Liverpool.