The goverment are always going on about saving energy.
I tried turning my lights off to save some...
I ran over a cyclist.
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Two men standing at the bar of a country club.
One says, "I'm a country member."
Other one says, "Yes, I remember."
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My sexy secretary bent over at the office today, so I pulled down her panties and tried to start fingering her, but she screamed and ran away.
I was very confused and pondered the situation for a long time.
I've come to the conclusion that real life must be different to porn movies.
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"Dad, what's a transexual?"
"Ask your Mother, he knows."
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My local corner shop claims to be offering a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.