Fathers day at last.
Finally an occasion that has nothing to do with black men.
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My neighbour with the big tits has been walking about topless in the garden all day.
Just wish his wife would do the same.
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Schrödinger's Twat: a person that says offensive things, then decides whether or not they are joking based on other people's reactions.
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Lidl will open 25 new stores in the UK this year creating 1,000 jobs.
This will include 7 new checkout operators.
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.