PIZZA GUY: Your total is $26.34
ME: I can’t afford that...
PIZZA GUY: Well, you’ll have to pay some other way.
ME: [takes out wallet] Wait, I forgot I had 30 dollars.
PORN DIRECTOR: Cut! The fuck are you doing?
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Man United fans have welcomed the decision to continue the HS2 line onto Manchester so they can all get home to London quicker.
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Studies suggest that 50% of Americans will be obese by 2030.
They really think they can get it as low as that?
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Anyone wishing to show their appreciation for Amazon delivery drivers are asked to clap at their homes tomorrow anytime between 9am and 6pm.
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If modern society has taught us anything, it's that the less a person is qualified to have an opinion...
The more likely she is to express it.
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Not in jail...
Not in the hospital...
Not in the grave...
Another successful week!