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“Emily, I don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her friend at work. “That good-looking Bill in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?”
“Oh, my God, “her friend exclaimed. “He’ll wine you, dine you and then use any ruse to get you to his apartment. Then he’ll rip off your dress and you’ll have fantastic sex.”
“Well, what should I do?” she asked. “Wear an Old dress.”

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I was so happy to hear that the slaves are now free.

My last one cost a fortune.

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I am embarrased, the last time I had sex with my girlfriend I cried.

To be fair she had just died.

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Isn't it weird that the majority of people taking a shit in a public toilet have a permanent marker on them?

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My daughter is quite smart for her age.

She knew it wasn't a sausage at all.

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A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates.

Only 10% of that actually goes into its mate.

Ever wondered why the sea tasted so salty?