11 Oct 2014 | KterinK

Time to smile

First woman on the Moon:
"Houston, we have a problem."
What?
"Never mind"
What's the problem?
"Nothing"
Please tell us?
"You know what the problem is."

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Everything's a dildo.

It's just a question of bravery.

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I'm sure Facebook was made by a scouser.

It has the word 'like' at the end of every comment.

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I've got 69 problems.

My girlfriend is a midget.

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Douche bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment.