Sicki-fun

*Knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repairman."

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Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.

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I bloody hate Pakis. There's one moved in next door. The guy that owns the local shop is a Paki and they're even building a new Mosque down the street.

Why the fuck did I move to Pakistan?

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If lesbians are supposed to only fancy women, why do they go out with women who look like men?

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What's the difference between a Paki and a fuckin' Paki?
The Paki lives in Pakistan; the fuckin' Paki lives next door.

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I got in a bit of trouble after my girlfriend asked me where I was taking her this Valentine's day...

Apparently "up the chuff" wasn't the right answer.