Sick me up!

What does a black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?

'Help me, I'm not breakdancing!'

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Recent research has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill themself because they won't have a corner to cry in.

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Nag, nag, nag. My wife even nags during sex...

She keeps ringing me up and saying, "where the fuck are you?"

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Are you are Man or a Woman?

To find out the answer, look down...

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Look down! Not scroll down, you fucking retard!