30 Jul 2016 | KterinK

ROTFLMAO

When I was at school the other pupils voted me, "Pupil most likely to end up in a mental institution."

They got that wrong!

Turns out I'm actually, "Only pupil that didn't die in a mysterious unexplained accident."

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Here's a picture of me with the band REM.

That's me in the corner.

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A contestant accused me of being an unfair gameshow host.

Point taken.

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You know you're bored when you measure your own cock.

Now I'm bored AND disappointed.

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"Pickup artists" and "garbagemen" should switch names.

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A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.

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Before Facebook, I didn’t know any strangers.