More fun!

My wife is a light eater.

As soon as it's light, she starts eating.

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30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation.

The rest of us rather enjoy it.

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Why on Earth did Kate Moss get involved with drugs, for Pete's sake?

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The early bird may get the worm...

...But the second mouse gets the cheese.

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I've decided to lower my expectations when it comes to dating.

From now on a pulse is optional.

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What's the best thing about have sex with a 12 year old girl?

Her two pubes reminds you of the way your grandmother's chin hairs used to tickle your balls when you were a kid.

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What is the capital of Iceland?

About £2.50 at the moment, and falling.