Misto-uri

Being offended is the new AIDS. It started with the blacks and the gay people. Now everybody is getting in on it.

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I love going gay clubbing!

My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.

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Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.

"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"

"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."

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What do Muslims like to drive?

House prices down.

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I went on to the African 'Trip Advisor'.

Britain gets some good reviews.

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The best thing about lending someone your time machine is that you get it back straight away.