Joking aside…

Hey kids, why don't you try a new social networking tool?

It's called, "outside".

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Women's football would be a lot more popular if they renamed it "22 girls 1 cup".

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What's the difference between a joke and three cocks?

The girl we met last night couldn't take a joke.

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You never see those pirate DVD warnings on pirate DVDs, do you? They're targeting the wrong people if you ask me.

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My wife is beginning to suspect my sexual preference. Last night I tried to slip it in her rear. When she began to complain about the pain, I stupidly told her to take it like a man.