24 Jun 2014 | KterinK

Humor in the news

Just downloaded a video of Luis Suarez's greatest moments.

It was only 3 mega bites.

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I shouted over to my neighbour earlier:

"Your kid's moustache looks stupid - get it shaved off."

"Give me one good reason why I should," he replied.

"I'll give you two, Abdul," I said. "She's seven."

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If you're a Liverpool FC fan you are currently doing one of these three things:

1) Defending Gerrard

2) Defending Suarez

3) French-kissing your sister

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The waiter asked, "Would you like to hear today's special?"

"Yes, please," I smiled.

"Today is special," he replied, then walked off.

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Luis Suarez is to be handed a 2 year punishment by Fifa.

He must spend another 2 years living in Liverpool.

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I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful or was it just the 20th outfit she'd tried and he just wanted to get to the party.

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Ryanair has just announced they're going to install non-reclining seats in their airplanes.

They came up with the idea last month after they saw a passenger who 'looked a bit comfortable'.

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It's nice to watch all the Africans playing at the World Cup.

Or France as they are called.