Fun times

O tanara fecioara, in urma insistentelor unui tanar viguros, cedeaza. Vazand-o putin ingandurata la intoarcerea acasa, mama ei o intreaba ce s-a intamplat.

- Un barbat mi-a furat floarea.

Mama ei o duce la medic care, dupa ce o examineaza, spune:

- Doamna… nu numai ca i-a furat floarea, dar i-a spart si ghiveciul!

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The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage.

So Dorothy remained a virgin.

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A recent study says that weight loss dramatically boosts men's sexual health.

So start hitting the gym, ladies.

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It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.