26 May 2012 | KterinK

Fun of trouble

Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them.

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The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene,

but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.

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The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely."

"Fuck off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round!"

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My girlfriend was screaming at me.

"Leave!! Get out this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied, "Wait, so you want me to stay?"

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I'm not into this Twitter lark...

I prefer to follow people in person.

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I phoned my wife and asked, "Where are you?"

"In the kitchen," she replied.

"Well, come into the lounge and see how much this fucking phone bill is."

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27 May 2012 la 22:05
liviul

=)) imi palce a doua gluma :D

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