Clean your chimney

Everyone knows Santa never comes in through the main entrance.

He'd be welcomed in through the door, like normal people, and he'd easily fit. Still, he prefers to come down the dirty, narrow chimney, built with the sole purpose of exhausting gases.

Santa won't change his ways, he's always been like that. So, if you want presents, provide milk, cookies and... clean your chimney!

 

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