Ce ne mai distram!

I started writing poetry the other day:

P O E T R

That's coming along nicely.

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A pig flu?
I thought that was impossible.

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Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?

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82% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

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According to a new study, 99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather trousers.

That actually works out rather well, since 100% of men who wear leather trousers don't like women.