O poza scanata in '99. Mersi, Cozmak

Am un prieten care-i tatalor cand vine vorba de astfel de tactici, dar am si prieteni la polul opus. In orice caz, cel mai important aspect este sa intelegi cum se pot folosi sugestiile de mai jos si in alte domenii, cum ar fi intalnirile de afaceri, discutiile cu amicii etc.

1. Approach lots of women

I say this because if you don't speak to someone you're going to be alone on Valentine's Day. Even if you completely suck with girls, by sheer weight of numbers alone if you approach 50 girls at least one is going to go on a date with you. Start simple with maybe only 5 approaches a day in everyday places like the street and bookstores in the build up to Valentine's Day, then on the big day itself approach 50 women. I'll be impressed if you actually make it to 50 before your phone is jam packed with text messages from girls you've just met.

2. Make sure you ask a question at the end of a text message

One of the biggest mistakes I see guys do is text a girl a statement with no question at the end. If you don't ask for a reply to a text message you won't get one. Saying something like "hey it was nice to meet you" doesn't encourage her to write to you. Instead finish all text messages with a question, something like "... and do you prefer chocolate or ice cream?" This is going to keep the messages flowing as well as letting you know what her prefered date dessert will be.

3. Getting a conversation started is simple if you use a compliment

But the days of calling out "Oy Oy Lovely Legs" has long gone. Compliments should always be delivered with a reason why it's being given. For example, try telling a girl you love the way her jacket compliments her shoes and how that look really stands out. Taking the time to give a reason for a compliment gives it a better chance of being believed and therefore a better chance of getting you in!

4. Find commonalities

Hanging around a girl who has nothing in common with you gets boring and if she isn't interested in your favourite things she's going to get bored too. When you first get talking find out her career plans, hobbies, movies and music. If you can find 3 things in common you're going to find the conversation gets easier, and things naturally begin to escalate. If not move on, after all there's still another 49 to get talking to!

5. Most men suffer from Premature Eject-ulation

That is they leave far too quickly and eject from the conversation. Any girl worth talking to will have been approached by thousands of men in her lifetime and will be used to dismissing them quickly. She needs to see you're the one who's better than the rest. Don't make the mistake of walking away when the conversation gets quiet or difficult. Make a point of only leaving if she actually asks you to leave.

6. Make dating fun!

Dinner and a movie has been done to death. Should she see it with you? or one of the other 200 guys who asked her out this week. Invite her out to a late night at the aquarium or to paint pottery at an arts and crafts cafe and you can be sure you're the only person to have asked her on that date today. This is going to help you stand out from the crowd and ensure you have a much better chance on the date.

7. Ask more than one girl out

Yes it's going to make you a bit of a player, but almost every single hot girl I've ever met stacks her chances on Valentine's Day, after all who says they aren't going to flake on you and leave you all alone? I'd stagger 3 dates throughout the afternoon to evening. If one of them is going particularly well and you don't want to meet the others then you can simply call in sick. It sucks for them unless they're reading this guide too, because then they'd have options as well.

8. Text the girl in the morning before the date telling her you're going to be 5 minutes late as your day is really busy and ask if that's ok

This may sound ridiculous but it will give her the opportunity to cancel if she's on the fence about coming out and stop you getting stood up waiting for someone who isn't going to show.

9. Treat her like your girlfriend on the date

Don't do the awkward thing of shuffling your feet and wondering if you should or shouldn't hug her. Give her a big hug, a kiss on the cheek and then link arms. Start a date like this and add in a few simple acts of chivalry like opening doors and pulling her chair in at the table for her and you're on to a winner!

10. Multiple venues are better than one

If you want to bring her home, or get back to hers she needs to be used to being with you in multiple locations. If you go to a coffee shop, the aquarium, bowling and an ice cream shop all in one night, she's going to be much more likely to agree to heading back to yours to finish the night off with a movie than if you just went for dinner and tried the same trick. Remember a first kiss on a sofa whilst a romantic movie is on in the background is better than a bad fumble on the doorstep.

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Thank God for image editing software, photographers must think when it comes to shooting Emma Watson.

Here's a photo of her at a party:

Now, here's a pic from the recent Vs. magazine photoshoot:

Airbrushed armpits? We can't know for sure. Either way, someone should remind Emma shaving is... elementary, my dear Watson.

Facebook joaca la pitici deja. Un cont, un status, cateva jocuri flash si add/remove friends. Neinteresant.

A trebuit sa intru pe OTV ca sa inteleg de la interlocutorii telefonici, oameni din toate categoriile sociale, ca sunt zeci de mii de swingeri in Romania. Vreo 50.000, mai precis. Ungaria are 100.000 si cifrele cresc exponential spre vest. Iar relatiile dintre cupluri in cadrul acestui mediu depasesc in intensitate micile cadouri din Farmville.

Nu ma feresc sa judec, ce-am de pierdut? Pot fi ignorant, ipocrit, homofob si limitat. Nu ma intereseaza sa fiu politically correct, arunc cu nonsalanta primul cuvant, ala din batrani: curvasaraie. E atat de simplu. Cu cat ne "sofisticam" sau "modernizam" mai mult, cu atat gasim tot felul de explicatii si variante la vechea problema: mancarimea.

Daca esti swinger, tine-o tot asa. Ramanem prieteni, doar nu esti gay ca sa nu mai avem ce discuta. Poti fi curva sau curvar - atata poti tu sau ai optat constient, nu conteaza. Nu-ti respect alegerea, mi se pare o tampenie. Dar te las in plata Domnului.

Noi sa fim sanatosi!

Oricand auzi de un clip cu sex oral, automat te gandesti ca e o tipa care face o felatie. De ce nu exista si clipuri cu cunnilingus? Vreau sa aud, macar o data, o conversatie de genul:

- Bai, ai vazut faza aia cu sex oral in Vama?

- Care, ma, aia de pe Antena 1 de aseara?

- Da! Belea faza, am gasit clipul intreg pe net. Ai vazut ce i-o lingea lu' aia?

- Super tare, mai ales cum a tremurat tipa pe final... si nu era asa de frig.

Curios. Caut explicatii.

Totul a inceput pe 7 noiembrie 2008, cand eleva (pe atunci) Alexandra Adam, de numai 18 ani, poza topless pe coperta tabloidului "Libertatea". Desi aparea alaturi de Spicy Divine (Andreea, 19 ani), ea inca nu avea un nume de scena. Tabloidele si televiziunile care au preluat atunci scandalul au denumit-o "eleva porno". Numele pe care si-l alesese ea, Pussycat, nu a ajuns cunoscut publicului larg.

Alexandra a aparut la Antena 1, OTV, Acasa TV si in mai toate ziarele, in acea perioada. Alaturi de Dudu Steel, colegul sau de platou in filmele agentiei Vampee, Alexandra a devenit celebra. Scene XXX cu ea se gasesc pe internet, iar interviuri si detalii despre viata ei gasiti printr-o cautare pe blog.

Dupa ce a fost retrasa de parintii ei din lumea XXX, dezamagita si de faptul ca industria porno nu e deloc lapte si miere, Alexandra a terminat clasa a 12-a la liceul unde a fost mutata disciplinar, dupa care a dat la facultate, fara mare succes.

Intre timp nu s-au mai auzit multe lucruri despre Alexandra. Gurile rele spun ca s-a ingrasat in urma depresiei de a fi lipsita de stilul de viata libertin cu care era obisnuita. Sub atenta observatie a parintilor, fosta eleva porno este acum mai cuminte, cel putin in aparenta. Ii uram succes , poate va incerca din nou la facultate si anul viitor. Si desi probabil n-o vom mai vedea in ipostaze sexy, ne stapanim nevoia de goliciune si ii dorim tot binele din lume. Sarbatori fericite si un an nou cu multe impliniri!

Something old, something new, nothing borrowed, lots of... blue.

Screenshot-urile de mai jos sunt dedicate celor carora le-a placut "Antichrist" a lui Lars von Trier. Nu de alta, dar daca cineva considera ca acel film e misto, atunci poate considera si RePenetrator (asta de mai jos, adica) excitant. Mai stii?