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Public pissing is no game!
Noua generatie de mobile
Daca tot or sa scoata mobilele cu writer, cred ca exista utilizari si mai practice de-atat. Propunerile de mai jos ii pot ajuta pe designerii tehnologiei mobile sa satisfaca mai bine cerintele publicului. Ha ha.
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British humour
John Howard the Australian Prime Minister, flies to England for an audience with the Queen. Howard brings up his grand plans for the future of Australia. “Your majesty”, he begins, “can we turn Australia into a Kingdom in order to increase its status in the world?”
The Queen shakes her head and replies, “One needs a King for a Kingdom and you are most certainly not a King, Mr Howard.”
Not to be dissuaded, he asks “Would it possible to be an Empire then?”
“No,” retorts the Queen. “You need an Emperor for an Empire and you are most certainly not an Emperor.”
“Aw shucks, what about a Principality then?” tries Howard.
Predictably, the Queen replies, “You need a Prince for a Principality and you are most certainly not a Prince.”
Her Majesty takes a sip of tea and adds, “Mr. Howard, having met you and several other Australians I think Australia is perfectly suited to being a country.”
Din nou, Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
Woody Allen
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
Woody Allen
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody Allen
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Woody Allen
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Woody Allen
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.
Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Woody Allen
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.
Woody Allen
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Woody Allen
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Woody Allen
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Woody Allen
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon