Ma intreb cat costa mobila pe Matasari...

Am aruncat un ochi la programele de stiri si am ramas masca sa vad ca asemenea replici ajung pe post. Una e sa ai un dobitoc in direct si alta e sa montezi asa ceva cu buna stiinta. Parerea mea.

O mireasa: "Nici daca-mi doream o nunta ca asta, nu aveam".

Adi Minune, intrebat care-i cel mai frumos cadou pe care l-a primit de ziua lui: "Eu sunt cel mai special cadou pentru mine".

Am inchis.

Cu dedicatie, fara nume

My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"

I said, "Probably failing my driving test."

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"Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?"

"Dave...
Would you please call our children by their names!"

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I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

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I took a girl back to my flat.

"You haven't removed many bras have you?" she sighed.

"What gave it away?"

"The scissors, mainly."

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My mate asked me: "What is the shortest race in the Olympics?"

After thinking for a few minutes, I came up with an answer:

"Chinese," I replied.

Acum 2 ani remarcam o domnisoara care isi reimprospata imaginea pe peron, la metrou. Azi am observat ca un vagon de metrou poate fi la fel de usor un salon de manichiura:

Astept cu interes sa vad pe viitor un stilist care coafeaza sau, de ce nu, o sesiune de epilare completa.

E mai misto decat canapeaua lui Smiley

Am vazut recent o retrospectiva Apropo TV si clipul de mai jos e dintr-o emisiune de acum vreun an jumate. Vizante e genial