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Beavis and Butt-Head 2011
Beavis watching Snooki talk about her checklist for potential dates on Jersey Shore:
"I have a checklist, too. She has to have at least one boob, and she has to be a girl, and it can't be my mom."
To which Butt-Head replies:
"I have the same list, but it, like, includes your mom."
Genialul Benny Hill
Am gasit pe net toata colectia Benny Hill, dar n-am avut rabdare sa ma uit la toate. Mai jos sunt cateva clipuri care mi-au placut dintotdeauna. Omul a fost genial.
Fun times
O tanara fecioara, in urma insistentelor unui tanar viguros, cedeaza. Vazand-o putin ingandurata la intoarcerea acasa, mama ei o intreaba ce s-a intamplat.
- Un barbat mi-a furat floarea.
Mama ei o duce la medic care, dupa ce o examineaza, spune:
- Doamna… nu numai ca i-a furat floarea, dar i-a spart si ghiveciul!
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The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage.
So Dorothy remained a virgin.
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A recent study says that weight loss dramatically boosts men's sexual health.
So start hitting the gym, ladies.
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It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
CV
Din cand in cand primesc pe adresa de office cate un CV de la persoane interesate sa se angajeze sau sa colaboreze part-time. Pentru ca nu sunt foarte multe, de obicei am timp sa-mi arunc un ochi peste ele. Indeajuns cat sa observ...
De ce si-ar trece cineva in CV cele 4 zile de la primul loc de munca?
Emergency Dance