As funny as it gets

Is it normal to have one testicle larger than the other two?

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We now live in an age where it's more important to delete history, than it is to make it.

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I got a dig bick.

You that read wrong.

I bet you read that wrong too!

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Once you go black, you'll become a single mom.

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I organised a threesome the other day.

There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time.

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I said to my co pilot, "What the fuck is a mountain goat doing on top of that cloud?"