25 Mar 2014 | KterinK

A smile a day

Let's spare a thought for the man who told his wife that he was going to China on the Malaysian plane and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.

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Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie, but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.

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A science teacher says to his class, "What does E equal?"

"A fucking good time," replied Johnny.